homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

(via raymanzareks)

menstruate:

red white and blue are the colors of freedom until they’re flashing in your rearview mirror

(via uu-is-down-with-dirk)

iwishihadafather:

raccooneyedbitch:

snazziest:

Peeing with a boner should be an Olympic sport

It’s hard.